Wake Up Little Mary [JOKE]

Click here to see, read, and share the joke Shawn told on the MAX-FM morning show today. Don’t forget to listen for Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness each weekday morning at 8:20 am.

Little Mary was never good in Sunday School, so she decided to sleep through class, but 1 day the teacher asked her a question "Mary who created the universe?" Mary never moved
from her deep sleep, so johnny a little boy who sits behind her in class took his pen
and poked her with it and Mary jumped up and yelled "God almighty" and the techer told
her it was correct. A little while later the teacher asked her another question
"Mary, who is our lord and savior?" again Mary never answered so Johnny poked her
with his pen again and Mary jumps up and yells "Sweet Jesus!!" the teacher told her
it was correct so Mary went back to sleep. The teacher her asked her a 3rd question,
"Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?" So 1 last time Johnny
pokes Mary with his pen, but this time Mary jumps up and yells "If you stick that damn thing in me 1 more time I'm gonna break it in half!!" Then the teacher faints.