Butch’s B.S. – Circle Flies [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 6:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.

An old farmer owns two farms on opposite ends of a dirt road. One day he is pulled over by a county cop.
“You don’t have license plates on your truck,” says the cop.
“Well I’m the only one who ever drives in this road, I never saw the need,” explains the farmer.
“Well it’s a county road so you need plates,” the cop said sternly. “I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”
“OK I guess if you feel you have to,” the farmer said as he handed the officer his drivers license.
While the cop is writing down the farmers information he keeps swatting at a group of flies that are circling around his head.
“What are these flies?” asks the annoyed police officer.
“Those are circle flies,” says the farmer.
“What’s a circle fly?” the cop asks as he continues to try to swat them away.
“A circle fly,” explains the farmer, “is a fly that circles around a horses ass.
“Are you trying to insinuate that I’m a horses ass,” the now more annoyed cop asks.
“I’m not trying to insinuate anything,” the farmer adds. “But you can’t fool those circle flies.