Butch’s B.S. – The Stumbling Drunk [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every afternoon listen on the air at 6:20 for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can enter the name of the joke here for your chance to win great prizes.

Guy walks out of a completely packed bar, into the parking lot. He's stumbling over his own shoes, swaying this way and that... Totally wasted.
He tries his keys in several different car doors before he finally finds his. The cops seeing this are just waiting to pull him over, as soon as he remembers how to drive.
Well, the guy is turning on and off his turn signals, the lights, the dome light, hazard lights... everything. Even sets off his own car alarm. All the while, other people are leaving in a much more sober fashion. Soon, the parking lot is half empty and the cops are getting impatient but their waiting pays off. The guy backs up a little, changes his mind and pulls forward, realizes he can't go that way and then backs out of the spot. As soon as his tires touch the road, the cops flick on their lights and pull him over.
Going through the normal routine, the cops ask for license and registration and then ask him how many drinks he's had.
His reply, "None, I'm just my friends' designated decoy for the evening."