Getting Remarried [JOKE]

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A man and wife enjoying their golden years are out on the golf course. The wife turns to her husband and asks if she died, would he re-marry. The man says no way, he had a great marriage and saw no need. The wife insisted that he re-marry and finally he agreed and said he would.
A little while later that wife goes, “Would she live in our house?”
The old man says “Well it’s a newer house, I’m sure she’d live in the house.”
A little while later the wife goes, “Would she drive my car?”
“Well yea, it’s a new car, yeah, she would probably drive your car,” the husband says.
Some time goes by and the wife turns to him and says, “Would she sleep in our bed?”
The husband replies, “Well the furniture is practically brand new, she would probably sleep in the bed.”
As they are finishing up the round of golf the wife goes, “Would she use my golf clubs?”
The husband turns to her and says, “No. She’s left-handed.”