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Denver's 9NEWS Meteorologist Danielle Grant highly enjoyed rolling the weed reefer-ences into the weekend's hazy forecast. (Via Next With Kyle Clark)

And this — this is why I got a degree in journalism. Today's hard-hitting story: Winds were so extreme in Northern Colorado, a porta potty in Berthoud blew away.

While he's not winning an Olympic medal, à la Arielle Gold, he's won us over. Word is, his wife's not too upset about how clean the floors have been lately.

For the sake of the 'loud jacket-wearing' anchor on 9NEWS, Colorado State Patrol hopes you watch this video on how to properly 'zipper merge' on the freeway.

No f-ing way that's a real thing. Oh, it is — and it's in Red Feather. Thanks to my fave news anchor, Kyle Clark, for once again bringing this to our attention.

A segment from Denver station 9News titled Next With Kyle Clark, covered some interesting, yet humorous exchanges of some of the behavior on the Wyoming highways.

In radio, we understand that when you're live, well, we've all had flubs we wish we could take back. We also understand that our friends in TV have it worse.

The dog-loving, patio furniture-hating, blazer-changing 9NEWS anchor and host of 'Next' likely has has something sassy to say about this accomplishment on Twitter.

Due this week's winter weather, several truckers were left stranded along I-70 near Vail Pass -- but never fear, the pizza man is here to save the day.

I don't get why people are so mean to 9NEWS anchor, Kyle Clark – but stop. Or don't, because he handles haters in the best way – by being an unwavering smartass.

Closely following the news of Cheryl Preheim's departure from 9NEWS, another anchor has announced she'll be leaving the station.

She's been a staple on your television news for the last 18 years, and now Cheryl Preheim on 9NEWS will be off on a new adventure, in a new city.