Blonde’s House On Fire [JOKE]

Click here to see, read, and share the joke Shawn told on the MAX-FM morning show today. Don’t forget to listen for Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness each weekday morning at 8:20 am.

A blonde woke up in the middle of the night smelling smoke in her house. She ran downstairs to see what the problem was and saw that her kitchen was on fire. Grabbing her cell phone, she ran outside and called 911.
"911, what's your emergency?" the dispatcher answered.
"I need you to come to come quick," the blonde screamed. "My house is on fire?"
"Okay, please remain calm," the dispatcher said. "You say your house is on fire? How do we get there?"
"Duh! Use the big red truck!"