There have been a lot of celebrity sex tapes, and quite honestly none of them have really peaked my interest  Dim lighting on a camera phone, while watching the most boring sex in the history of the world is usually what you are going to get... Now I take all that back, as I jump for joy to get to see “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham in action. 

Abraham has finally inked a deal with Vivid Entertainment to sell her sex tape for nearly one million dollars, TMZ reports.

Farrah made the deal with a meeting with the company that consisted of her father and 4-year-old daughter. Awkward…

“Backdoor Teen Mom”? Now that’s a good mother right there. Nothing says “I’m putting my kids through college” than anal.

The video arrives online at vivid.com on May 6 and hits stores on May 14. Mark your calendars.

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