Sports Authority Becomes Fort Collins’ All-New Strip Club [SATIRE]

Fort Collins facts: 1) As you know, our city's one and only strip club closed a few years ago. 2) The closed Sports Authority downtown has been sitting vacant for months. 3) We have a really bad idea.  

When we're not doing radio things, we fancy ourselves (terrible) entrepreneurs, if you will, considering the various potential business opportunities right here in our wonderful city, Fort Collins.

94.3 The X Presents the All-New Sports Authority Adult Entertainment Club: