If while trying to fire one off,  my mom walked in and said “It feels good, doesn’t it?” I would throw up for sure. The 70′s were a really weird time to try to explain to your kid how to masturbate, but then again, it would be weird anytime.

Just put in "American Pie" and let them learn from that, that's what I would do anyway. Here is what you you would do if you were from the 70's I guess....

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