Who’s Ready for the Next Apocalypse?

If you're like me (smart) you don't believe this BS about the Mayan calendar ending, which will result in the end of the world.

There are several things that totally disprove that the world is in any danger. Aside from NASA themselves saying we're all crazy, let's not forget that this is a calendar we're talking about. An object, incapable of speech!

So as the "end" gets closer, people become more annoying. I can't help but think, "ugh... 12:00 am Saturday, December 22 can't come soon enough!" Let's not forget one simple fact though... This isn't the end of "end of the world" predictions. With this in mind, I have a question. Please leave your answers in the comments below to the following:

What is YOUR "end of the world" prediction? Don't tell me about predictions you read on the internet for scenarios that other people have written about. I want to see your predictions as to how you think the world will end, and when it will happen. Be as creative as you like! If we get enough crazy predictions, I will pick the top 3 and let you, the people of earth, vote for the world's next Apocalypse!