'No you can go ahead, we're just here on business. No, really. We are.' Last Friday, we hit the town to find you the best bar bathroom in Old Town, based on criteria like approximate wait time, number of stalls, overall ambiance, etc. You're welcome. 

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Here is my crack at being an investigative journalist, bringing you the scoop from the local lavatories, loos, and powder rooms. I came up with this idea while waiting in a bathroom line in Old Town for like, let's just say, I've been in shorter lines at the DMV.

TMI? Oh, not yet! See that guy in these photos? That is my boss.

Yeah. My boss.

Hey, someone had to check out the men's rooms. Anyway, here is what we found. Based on this criteria, you can decide who deserves the title.

  • Lucky Joe's

    I love Lucky's, so the fact that I always get hit in the back of the head by the door while waiting for the sink won't stop me from going there. But really, every time. Oh, don't stand in front of the door? Good luck.

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  • The Rec Room

    I've got to hand it to them, that bathroom was tidy. The dim lighting was a relaxing break from the loud music and mating rituals that were happening on the dance floor.

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  • Bondi

    I'll just say, this is an intimate venue. There will always be someone (really) close by to hold your hair.

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  • Pinball Jones

    This is one that I could see having a potential wait time for, because there is only one bathroom, but look how many of us fit!

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  • The Downtown Artery

    There is a mirror wall and a mural and so many stalls and no wait time! Did I mention that there is a mural? And a fancy hand dryer. There was TP in every stall. Five stars, Artery.

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