Should You Squeeze?

Squeezing boobies is fun. But is it healthy too? 

Laboratory experiments done by researchers from the University of California at Berkeley and the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory have shown that applying pressure to malignant (cancer) cells can reverse the irregular growth process that triggers breast cancer. Pressure helps guide breast cancer cells back to normal cell growth. So... squeezing is good! This research could lead to new therapies.

To be clear though, this research only involved "squeezing" cancer cells, not actual breasts. Researchers do not now advocate "squeezing" to treat breast cancer. Of course.

But just in case, when I get home I'm going to tell my girl that we need to do all we can to prevent breast cancer, and I'll do my part.