Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness – The Genie Lamp

Click here to see, read, and share the joke Shawn told on the MAX-FM morning show today. Don’t forget to listen for Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness each weekday morning at 8:20 am.

A married man after having an argument with his mother-in-law stumbles across a Genie's lamp.
The genie pops out and says "You have freed me I shall grant you 3 wishes, but for every wish you make your mother-in-law will get double."
The guy thinks about it for a second then says, "Okay. First I would like 50 million dollars."
*poof*
"It has been done, but your mother-in-law got 100 million," says the genie.
"Next, I would like to have twenty $250000 cars,"
*poof*
"It has been done, but your mother-in-law got 40 cars," says the genie.
The guy thinks about it for a little while longer then says, "For my last wish I'd like you to beat me half to death."
*poof*