Surprisingly, it's not mine. Or yours. (Unless you live in the same building as this one.)

Soaring rent in Fort Collins may make all of us feel like we're paying more than everyone else and their mom just to live in a 500-square-foot studio with no air conditioning, but the monthly rate on this available apartment will probably make yours seem like chump change.

We all know this building. It's that European villa-style high-rise complex of luxury condos that towers over most buildings in Old Town Fort Collins -- you know, so its residents can look down on all of us plebs. Well, the price of living there is sky high, too.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 2 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms in apartment #305 on Canyon Ave. can be all yours for the price of a vital organ (or $3,700 per month according to Zillow.)

I mean, this place is so fancy it has a rotunda. I don't even really know wtf a 'rotunda' is but if it's an exotic species of vermin, then I think my apartment actually does have a few of them.

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