Denver Got Beaten So Badly Philly Ran Out of Fireworks
When I was growing up, it wasn't a question of whether the Broncos won, but only by how much. It honestly got a little boring - but it could've been a lot worse, like now, where we wonder 'how much we'll lose by this time.' But, everyone has their down times, and we'll be back.
So, we owe it this time to the Philadelphia Eagles, for a) having more confidence in us than we deserved and b) keeping things entertaining, by failing to stock Lincoln Financial Field with enough fireworks. That's right: They scored so many times that they ran out of celebratory fireworks by the time the 59-14 final score was sealed.
Denver honestly had one of the best defenses in the NFL until this past Sunday, when they gave up nearly 60 points to the Eagles.