Butch Finally Got an iPhone – Here Are the First Few Apps He Bought

The concept behind this augmented reality app is terrific: Nude It displays the video feed from your camera, but whenever it detects a human face, it superimposes a body stripped down to underwear underneath it.

Sadly, the execution is apparently a disaster. The idea was lifted from the viral video below, in which the software works very well, by dint of being fake. The video's creators say they're working on their own version of the app.

When robots finally take over the world, their historians will no doubt say that their victory became inevitable the day humans decided to let iPhones be the judge of their sexual prowess.

Lay your iPhone on the bed before you start the deed. Passion uses the microphone and motion sensors to evaluate your stamina and your "activity" level. Weird.

When people are exposed to two tones of slightly different frequency, one in each ear (via headphones), they hear a single, oscillating tone. Neurophysiologists call these perceived tones "binaural beats".

Researchers have made all sorts of claims about the benefits of listening to binaural beats. They have been put forward as a way to reduce stress, overcome drug addiction, unlock repressed memories, and more.

Jakub Koter says listening to binaural beats on your iPhone via his Sex Drive app will ramp up your sex drive after 10-15 minutes.

As far as on-screen action goes, what you see here is all you get with this app. Instead, Truth or Dare encourages you and your friends to be the porn you want to see in the world.

The app comes in Couples Edition, College Edition, Two Girls Edition, Three Way Edition, Drinking Edition, and more.

Want to take your love affair with your iPhone to the next level? There's an app for that.

Thanks to MyVibe, the sexual implications of the vibrate setting are no longer just the subject of cheap jokes.

An earlier, breast-oriented jiggle app was removed from the app store by the censors. iJiggles your mom gets around this by letting users jiggle selected portions of any photo -- if they do inappropriate things with it, it's their fault, not the app's.