Boulder Gets Roasted by JP Sears in Viral Video: It’s a Subaru Cult

In Ultra Spiritual Life episode 53, satirical guru JP Sears (the guy who teaches us about enlightenment, gluten and taking the perfect yoga photo on Instagram) tells the internet about 'Boulder:The Consciousness Capital of the World.' As Boulder-resenting Northern Coloradans, we loved every second.

Sears pokes fun at the number of Subarus, vegans and white people -- 'a suspicious amount of white people' -- in the pretentious Colorado city that makes Fort Collins real estate seem affordable.

'As soon as I arrive in Boulder, I instantly want to put on a vest and get behind the wheel of a Subaru Outback... I think it might have something to do with astrology.'

Check out Sears' video about the 'thespians' on Pearl Street, pretending to like the outdoors and how Boulder is actually a cult here:

Sears will be in the 'Consciousness Capital' on March 7 for a book signing, which we thought that was a joke, but it's not.