Ok so you have 9, count them, 9 shopping days left before Christmas! Still looking for that perfect gift for that special someone? May I suggest the number one toy in Germany this holiday season? Kackel Dackel!

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Even though I don’t speak a lick of German, I’d guess that it translates roughly to “dachshund dung.” That’s right, it’s a toy wiener dog that you feed in order to make it defecate. I realize we, here in the United States, have baby dolls that do the same thing, but a dog? How can you resist?

Although you cant even find this amazing toy on Ebay, there is one website that will get it to your door for right around 61 US dollars. Just search Kackel Dackel, someone will be happy you did this holiday season! However, if you are shopping for me, stick to the basics, fruitcake and underwear for this guy!

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