5 Stars: 25 Hilarious Google Reviews of Colorado’s Infamous Supermax Prison
People will review anything on Google — even Colorado's infamous supermax prison.
In case you're unfamiliar, I'm talking about the U.S. Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX), or the highest maximum-security prison in the country.
Located in Florence, Colorado, the compound keeps its 332 male prisoners in solitary confinement for at least 23 hours a day. It is also home to some of the world's most notorious criminals, including the Unabomber, a three-time prison escapee, and Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera.
And there are even Google reviews about it.
Not from the actual prisoners, of course. Obviously, these reviews are in jest (unless El Chapo is on Google...just kidding), but they are still pretty entertaining. In fact, most of these reviewers seem to think that, in an alternative universe, the supermax prison could be a decent place to stay.
From complaints about unfriendly guests to compliments about the privacy, here are 25 hilarious Google reviews about Colorado's infamous supermax prison:
5 Stars: 25 Hilarious Google Reviews of Colorado's Infamous Supermax Prison
While these reviews may be funny, the actual supermax prison is no laughing matter. Learn more about some of the prison's most heinous inmates in the gallery below.
6 Infamous Inmates of Colorado's Supermax Prison
Although these suspects have been charged, there are still numerous unsolved cold cases in the state of Colorado. You can find out more about the 10 oldest Colorado cold cases (including a 1933 case from Larimer County) dating back to the year 1911 in the gallery below.