Vagina

In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” - Betty White

I heard recently that the Olympics are removing wrestling from their list of sports. Maybe it is to make room for this! Vagina lifting! If it does indeed catch on, I think we have found the front runner for the gold medal.