Selfie

The point of a selfie is to try and look cool, no matter what the situation. You don't need someone else to take a picture for you! You have that s**t handled on your own!

All of these people who insist on taking selfies need a good swift kick in the tush. Or head, whichever.

As I'm sure you're now well aware, 'selfie' has been chosen by the Oxford Dictionary as the word of the year based on a 17,000 percent rise in its usage from last year. Suck on that 'twerk'.