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Perhaps you've been there. Your bong or pipe tastes like raw sewage, smells like it too, but you just can't find the motivation to clean that sucker yourself. And, you really don't feel like leaving your house. But, you have plenty of money.

A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high." Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies...