JCPenney

The 138 store closings from the JCPenney portfolio has the chance of affecting 5,000 positions nationwide and liquidation sales at the stores being shuttered will start on April 17th around the country.

In an apparent attempt to set the women’s movement back a hundred years or so, retail giant JCPenney was, until Wednesday morning, selling a little girls’ t-shirt that read, “I’m too pretty to do homework, so my brother has to do it for me.”