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A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high." Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies...

If you've ever had Nutella, you're familiar with how amazingly delicious it is. If you live with roommates or family members, you probably know how quickly one jar can disappear. But don't worry - a kind German man is here to protect your Nutella from predators...

So 2 nights ago, I woke up in a panic because I noticed my special jar of pickles was missing from the bookshelf at the foot of my bed. I texted my mother in the middle of the night (I'm living with my parents until my my apartment is available next month) asking where the pickles were...