dumb crime

A woman was arrested earlier this month for domestic battery after allegedly attacking her husband for farting in bed.

This Florida man's bro game is so strong, he broke into jail to visit his friends.

The wife of a Florida police officer was caught stealing 2 packages of Christmas presents off the porch of a neighbor's home - that of another cop and his wife.

New details have emerged surrounding this week's Kmart standoff in Fort Collins.

A suspected burglar was eaten by an alligator near a lake in Florida while hiding from police.

A British man was busted trying to have sex with his camper van.

Deputies in Weber County, Utah, say a mother allegedly helped her teenage daughter and her friends go on an egging spree.

One man is dead after a reported attack on an Aurora Police officer's patrol vehicle, stealing it, and leading police on a chase that ended n an officer-involved shooting early Monday morning - an act that Aurora Police Chief Nick Metz believes was attempted murder.

A man wearing a Darth Vader mask failed at his attempt to rob a Florida convenience store Sunday night. Jacob Mercer, 32, walked into a Jacksonville convenience store wearing dark clothing and a Darth Vader mask, pointed a gun at employees, and demanded money...

Eww. A Tennessee woman will spend 3 years in jail for hiding a loaded gun inside her vagina and attempting to sneak it into jail. Dallas Archer, 21, was caught driving without a license and was brought to Kingsport jail. During a routine check, a female officer discovered Archer had a loaded 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver in her privates...

D.C. police arrested a woman Tuesday after allegedly forcibly twerking on a man inside a gas station. Ayanna Marie Knight of Las Vegas, 22, was charged with third degree sexual abuse for the unwanted twerk-off. Knight and another woman can be seen in video footage wearing skin-tight dresses - one of them grinding and shaking her booty on a man while he talks on a phone, the other grabbing cash out

A school principal in England with a $300,000 salary allegedly used the school credit card to purchase condoms. Richard Gilliland, 64, is said to have spent thousands of dollars in school funds on personal items including not only condoms, but a hot tub, gazebo, and tech gadgets (3 DVD players, an iPad 2 and iPod, various video games, and a motorcycle security chain, to be precise)...