Craigslist

I am back again with this week's edition of "Fort Collins Craigslist Missed Encounters"!

Scamming people is just wrong. If you do it, you're a terrible person. But if you do happen to be a scammer, you need to at least be good at it, unlike this guy.

I'm back with the latest local Craigslist "Missed Connections" to see if we can connect two people in Northern Colorado

After watching the movie Craigslist Joe last week, it made me venture onto Craigslist to see what crazy things you can actually find on there.

I am not sure what's going on, but here lately people have been acting relatively normal on Craigslist. I used to find a ton of downright weird stuff that made me laugh under the "Missed Connections" section, but lately Northern Colorado has been pretty boring... Until I found Jesus today!

First off, I am not sure what the correct term is for midgets anymore, whether it's little people or what, so sorry if I am offending you, but it's just not everyday that you are scrolling through Craigslist and see such a fantastic offer.

I have said it before, and I will say it again... I freaking love Craigslist missed connections! If you ever have a boring day and an internet connection, it can keep you entertained for hours. The most interesting post I found on the Fort Collins section today was more intriguing than entertaining though.

I love trolling Craigslist's missed connections section for Fort Collins, not because I think someone may have seen me driving my beater car and fallen in love, but because, if you look close, you can find some real laughable posts. Like the dude from Greeley who is basically thinking out loud online about the "perfect" gift he wished he would have got his ex.

I feel that there are a ton of creative and cute ways to pick up girls. They don't always work, but don't get discouraged, my friend. You will find that perfect someone, someday... Unless you are like this creep on Craigslist from Loveland!

I must say that as of late the people of Northern Colorado have been relatively boring on the Missed Connections section of Craigslist. Normal creepers and brokenhearted crazies have dominated my rounds through the page over the last few weeks. But that all changed today because of one snowman!

If you don't check the Craigslist Missed Connections section on a regular basis you may be missing out. Missing on what probably depends on who you are. You may be missing out on some laughter, some free dinner, some ass, or maybe the love of your life. And the listing I found today proves that no one, and I mean NO ONE is immune to having someone try to find them on Craigslist!

Oh the good ol' days... When money wasn't so much of a pain in the ass, and the only way you actually got anything new was by trading the stuff you already had. Since it is 2014, there isn't too much barter happening on Craigslist, but that doesn't mean it never happens. Today we found a guy willing to make quite a trade, actually.