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A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high." Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies...

An elderly woman walked into the Arvada Police Department on Monday looking to show her appreciation for law enforcement – in the form of 2 hugs. Recent killings of police officers in the country prompted the unidentified woman to visit the Lake Arbor police station...

A man who crashed his SUV into a guardrail on a Main interstate inhaled computer keyboard cleaner in front of the officer who pulled him over, police say. Sgt. Robert Ramsay tells the Portland Press Herald that police saw John Yates, 44, pull into a breakdown lane and pull out suddenly, nearly hitting a tractor-trailer...

A 19-year-old woman who passed out in a U.K. nightclub restroom stall had to call police for help after discovering she'd been locked inside the venue. She's believed to have been partying with friends in the club last Thursday evening into early Friday morning...