Ah, technology. With the advances over the years, it's pretty hard to stay anonymous.
Take, for instance, this pair of apparent iPad thieves in suburban Houston.
The man in this video, known as the L.A. Beast, has made quite a name for himself on the Internet for eating and drinking things that are really, really gross.
He also eats and drinks large quantities of various food and drink.
David Kime Jr. wasn't the kind to check the nutritional content of his food. According to the World War II veteran's daughter Linda Phiel her dad's idea of a healthy meal was "lettuce on his burger."
Never one to shy away from publicity, Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler is shilling Burger King’s Crispy Chicken Strips in a commercial that sees Tyler working the drive-through, cavorting with customers and employees, playing a little harmonica, and basically taking over the joint.