Booze

If you are one of those people who wont use hairspray if they tried it out on a rat first, then you might not want to read this, because it may cause you to want to quit drinking, and nobody got time for that! Now that we got that out of the way, I can tell you that by getting a few monkeys drunk and giving them Smallpox, we now believe that booze may help prevent you from getting sick!!  Read Mor

I am probably the least creative person you will ever meet, but it still surprises me when I see these backyard inventions that I didn't think of them. I mean how hard could it have been to figure out to combine the two greatest things you can do at a bar that won’t get you kicked out... Air hockey and beer bong have collided to bring you "Alcohockey!"

It seems like everywhere I go this time of year everybody sounds like they are about to keel over and die. Turns out it's just cold season, but instead of running out to buy all the citrus fruits at the store or those over-the-counter remedies, raise your glass to kicking your cold's ass with these boozy concoctions.

There are three reasons that I am considered the lamest of all of my friends for hardly ever drinking... Reason number one, I no longer wanted to go home with chicks that outweighed me by 150 pounds. Reason two, drinking was causing me to catch up to said chicks weight in a hurry. And reason three, I feel like absolute dog sh** for the next three days. No answer for the first two, but there may so

Buying wholesale is the way to go! Whether it be a pack of Pop-Tarts that will last you a year or enough toilet paper to wipe your ass for the rest of your life, you are going to use it, so buy it in bulk and save some money... Now how about an entire BARREL (and not the kind those awesome cheese balls come in) of Jack D whiskey at Sam's Club!?

Jesus turned water into wine, right? Well now you can do your best Jesus impression, and you don't even have to grow a beard or wear a robe. All you have to do is go to the store and get some juice, and buy some of this magical powder...

Two years ago, Australian winery Warburn Estate launched its first AC/DC-inspired libations -- complete with creative names like Back In Black Shiraz, Hells Bells Sauvignon Blanc and You Shook Me All Night Long Moscato. They were such a success that Warburn and the band are now following up with another one: AC/DC Platinum.

After watching this video I feel very fortunate that none of the items on it are very important to me. But, for someone who may have an affair with drugs, booze, coffee, or cigarettes, this handy dandy little video will show you where you should move to...

Having already successfully introduced a line of wines suitable for sipping while headbanging, the guys in AC/DC have moved on to the next logical step: brewing their own beer.

Drink up.

For anyone who has ever sat down to a hot fudge sundae and thought, "You know, this is really delicious, but I really wish it could get me drunk," we give you SnoBar, the new alcohol-infused ice cream and ice pops with a full shot in every serving.

To the wild-eyed booze enthusiast, it is a sometimes-necessary evil to cut 80 proof whiskey with diet soda, to keep that girlish figure without having to throw your balls up over your shoulders and just do shots. Good news, friends -- it's also an efficient way to get tanked.