Booze

Well apparently, we're a bunch of sissy lightweights here in Colorado. Now THOSE are some serious fighting words!

In case you didn't know, the Fort Collins Saint Patrick's Day Parade is this coming Saturday, and you can expect to see 94-3 the X out there making some noise!! St. Patrick's Day is a big deal in Northern Colorado. Parades, Drinking, food, boozing, boozing and more boozing...

A new Taco Bell location will sell beer, wine, sangria, and spiked frozen drinks at a new location in Chicago. Branded as Taco Bell Cantina, the fast food chain spin-off is set to open in Chicago on September 22. Its customers, however, got a chance to test out the concept on Tuesday...

It never fails that the times you need liquor the most is after you have already drank everything you have in your house. The problem with that is, drinking and driving to get more booze is bad! However, if you live in Loveland or Fort Collins, you are in luck!

Since the dawn of times partiers and underage kids alike around the world have searched for ways to sneak booze into places it wasn't allowed. There have been breakthroughs like the flask and Jello shots, but it wasn't until now that the perfect invention had been made.

These maps everyone are making these days are starting to get a little out of control. No one cares what Bieber song each state listens to the most or what state eats the most hummus. One of the maps that has been around since long before they become cool is also one of the most awesome... The map of the drunkest states!

You can blame it on the altitude, you can blame it on your genes, you can blame your ability to get drunk easily and act like an ass on anything really, but no one likes it! NO ONE! So how do you go out, have some drinks with friends, and not get so hammered that you are obnoxious?

Do you like Kool-Aid? How about booze? Now close your eyes for a second, imagine yourself in your favorite place, and booze in powered form just like Kool-Aid! I can't give you the first part of the that scenario, but I can promise you that the second part exists!

When people talk about things that go together in pairs they always mention a hand and a glove, peanut butter and jelly, and ham and cheese. How come no one ever mentions peanut butter and chocolate? Have these people never tried a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?  It's like heaven. Now you can even get drunk on the combo!

With the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl for the first time in 15 years, I personally feel that it is important to celebrate during the game with Bronco themed beverages. Now you could scour recipe books or the net to find cleverly named drinks that take a bunch of ingredients, or you can take the easy way like me, and make some of these.

Right now Colorado law allows you to stay at the bar until 2 a.m., so when the bartender cuts you off it isn't because they want to, it's because they have to. But soon if a bartender cuts you off in Colorado at 2, it might be because you've just had too much to drink.

Most of my friends consider me pretty lame lately, mostly because I have become quite the party-pooper. Soul reason is with age I have become unable to recover from a night of drinking. A typical night on the town for me equals three or four days recovering, so I have pretty much ditched the booze. But this here video may help my fellow hangover sufferers get back to cool.