Steak & B.J. Day – I Hope You Are Celebrating!

A friendly reminder that today is Steak and Blowjob Day, a holiday that you should have already highlighted, circled, and placed a magnifying glass over. Remember that money and time you spent one month ago today on a little thing she called Valentine's Day? Yea, well here is your payback. But, if you don't say anything to her she may never know, so here is your motivation to say something! 

As far as the steak goes, I suggest either going to the store and buying it yourself, or making plans to go out and eat. The less work she has to do on the first part, makes it more likely that she will concentrate on part two. Remember that this is the 21st century. Women don’t just do things anymore. They get tired. And complainy.

Now that the steak is taken care of, you probably need to sit the lady down and ask her how much she loved all you did for her on Valentine's Day. Of course she is going to say she loved it. That's when you go in for the kill. Explain to her that it was really nothing and that you’d do anything to make her happy. Immediately afterwards, let her know that you’re excited to see what she’s got planned for you.

She most likely will have no idea what the holiday is, so you have to guilt it on her a bit. Sort of make her feel like everyone is participating  and if you don't it would really hurt your feelings, kind of like if you would have screwed up Valentine's Day. Proceed to tell her you have the steak part taken care of, maybe even pay for it if you go out, and there is no doubt  that after she gets all the pieces of meat flossed out of her teeth you are going to get to put more meat in!

Alcohol is always a good idea to help persuade if all else fails, by the way!