Six Places to Hide from Your In-Laws in Northern Colorado
Merry Christmas! Your in-laws are here, and now you want to hide. I don't have any of those because that's a perk of being single (#whosjealousofwhonow?), but I've consulted some experts who I will maybe leave anonymous.
Nah, I'm kidding. I'm a journalism B.A. (badass) grad, so I always protect my sources. But, if that eggnog just isn't strong enough to numb the procreators of your dearly beloved, here's where our staff recommends seeking shelter.
And most of them involve alcohol.
The Biergarten at Anheuser-Busch
It's far enough away, but still close enough if I needed to get home fast.
As in, they notice that he's fled.
Pinball Jones or Social
I think I just really like the idea of hiding underground.
Up the... what?
Up the canyon.
- As in, up the Poudre?
Yep. Hidin' up the Poudre.
Downtown Windsor
No one will be there during the holidays.
Seriously, it's like an old western movie at high noon.
The Steak-Out Saloon
They're open a lot of holiday eves.
Work
It's an easy out. "Oh no! The automation system crashed... gotta go!"