Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness – Release Date

Click here to see, read, and share the joke Shawn told on the MAX-FM morning show today. Don’t forget to listen for Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness each weekday morning at 8:20 am.

A wife wakes up of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house, she hears sounds from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.

"Honey, what’s wrong?" she asks.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, and your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"

"Yes, of course," she replies.

"Well, I would have been released tonight."