Butch’s B.S. – Don’t Talk to the Bird! [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every night at 6:20 listen on the air for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can always find the jokes here on the website too.

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quits working so she calls a repairman.

Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the cheque. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lies there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his business.

The parrot, however, drives him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.

Finally the repairman can't contain himself any longer and yells, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

At which point the parrot replies, "Get him Spike!"