Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness – A Perfect Round

Click here to see, read, and share the joke Shawn told on the MAX-FM morning show today. Don’t forget to listen for Shawn’s Weekday Ridiculousness each weekday morning at 8:20 am.

Father O’Malley has been sinning and not keeping the Sabbath. Every Sunday early before mass he heads out to a golf course and plays 18 holes. St. Peter’s been watching this from above for a few weeks and reports to God that something needs to be done. God says “I’ll take care of it”. The following Sunday St. Peter is watching as Father O’Malley tees up on the first hole wondering why God hasn’t done anything to stop him.

O’Malley hits his drive and wanders down the fairway looking for his ball. Unable to find it he finds himself on the green looking in the hole. Sure enough there is his ball – a hole-in-one and on a 400 yard par four.

He tees up on the second hole – a par five 550 yard monster over water. Unable to find his drive he optimistically looks in the cup and sure enough – a second hole-in-one – probably the longest in history.

Well this continues for the next 16 holes and O’Malley ends his round with an astonishing score of 18. At this point St. Peter rushes up to God and demands to know why he hasn’t punished O’Malley and instead given him the best round ever played on earth – God replies, “I have, who can he tell?”