How I am Making Sure No One Steals My Food From the Work Fridge Again

Here at the Loudwire studios we are not rich, so unfortunately we don't get our own personal refrigerators, and that means we all have to share one. That also means that if you put your food in there you are trusting your coworkers not to eat it. Normally my office is pretty good about this, but for some reason this week someone decided my raspberries looked good, and swiped them. So, I took it upon myself to assure that wouldn't happen again... 

I got the idea from a picture I recently saw on Reddit, but added my own little spin.

And in case you can't read my horrible writing it says this:

Attention!!!

If you took a container of raspberries out of this fridge sometime this week... You need to CONTACT POISON CONTROL IMMEDIATELY!!! They were for a science project and were soaking in dog ejaculate to see if it becomes flammable after 3 days (like the rumor states). Just concerned it may make you sick!

 

Now, I am hoping three things come out of this... 1st, I hope no one steals my fruit again. 2nd, I hope the boss-man isn't easily offended by the words "dog ejaculate." And 3rd, I hope no one actually goes to poison control, but I guess if they do, we will know the real culprit!