Here’s What Kid Rock Thinks of Coloradans — And It’s NSFW

So Kid Rock, you know, that guy who's been busting out solid butt rock/rap hits since the mid '90s, tweeted this NSFW photo earlier.

Guys, the dude that sings 'Bawitdaba' just called us 'dumb f**ks.' Ouch, man. Anyway, we get it; this is political. We assume Mr. Rock doesn't like Hillary -- and it is his right as a citizen of the (actual) United States of America to express that.

However, we could not help but notice that he just named Colorado a part of 'Dumbf**kistan,' so we, too, have some things we'd like to say.

Dear Kid Rock, we noticed that Alabama is not part of 'Dumbf**kistan.' So, what did you have to go and ruin the song 'Sweet Home Alabama' for?

 

Hey, Kid Rock, Dumbf**kistan here. Colorado -- sorry, Dumbf**kistan -- is getting pretty crowded, and some people in our state do still like your music... we were wondering if you could take them? Also what is the secret behind your long, shiny hair? Thanks.

 

Just to clarify -- if we're not part of the United States of America, does that mean we get to elect our own president now?

 

Kid Rock, we don't want anything to be awkward here. You never have to return to Dumf**kistan to play any shows. No, really it's fine. But if you ever feel like talking this out over a kale smoothie, we're open to it.

That said, here at 94.3 The X, we do respect all political opinions and musical preferences -- hell, 'Bawitdaba' is kind of a catchy '90s jam. But, we're going to get a little snarky when someone refers to the residents of our state as 'dumb f**ks.' Anyway, we have to go pick up our Prius from the shop now.