Fort Collins Breweries Now Showing You How to Pair Beer With Single Women
PAIRINGS, am I right?! Man, it's like you could literally pair anything with a beer and sell tickets in Fort Collins.
A handful of our local breweries will teach you how to pair your drink with the right cheese, chocolate, cookie and even cupcake. In fact, they ran out of food ideas, so this week they're teaching you how to pair your beer with the right woman.
Heads up, this is totally satirical (unfortunately?), because I think the whole 'pairing' thing has grown into such a gimmick. Also, I know some of you are thinking 'this is objectifying to women,' or 'these are all just stereotypes.'
You'd go well with a stout beer. Lighten up. ;)