Because we're all healthy and into that. Locally grown right next to where your weed is grown.
A pain reliever.
A well-received gift for anyone who has just shoveled snow (even though only we know it'll be gone the next day when it's 60 degrees).
Thanks to the Kardashians, it's actually scary how easy these are to find. Here in Northern Colorado, we don't wear them for shape; we wear them because we spend a lot of time introducing our butts to the pavement at unexpectedly high speeds in the winter.
An ice scraper.
Not like, the plastic thing, but like a person who does it for you. That is the gift of a lifetime.
I don't know, I feel like it's a safe bet. I don't like to promote using drugs but I mean we legalized it. If you're like me and don't smoke, you can use it as a nice vase all 420 days of the year.