Craigslist Missed Connections As Read By Intern Romero – Butter Side Down + More

Last week we had so much fun when Intern Romero read Craiglist missed connections that we decided to keep doing it. These are actual missed connections you can find on Craigslist right now! To make things even funnier I have Romero read them and choose whether it was a man looking for a woman, a woman for a man, a man for man, or woman for woman. 

Here is Intern Romero narrating the ads…

rave - w4m

we met at a small rave, kinda not a whole lot of people.

we danced the whoolee night. Even shared a small room inside the bathroom. !

Where did you tell me you were from??? . just wondering about you. what we did was wild and it scared me. but I did wanna meet more of you. and what do you drive that night?

Loved you on the F Line -m4m - 75 (Denver)

You were naked on the F line yesterday afternoon around 4:00 after the broadway stop southbound screaming racial slurs. I was holding a cell phone and filming every moment of your beautiful insanity. For a moment I was sure you locked eyes with me (albeit crazy eyes). You asked me to "get off this f-ing train" with you at the DU stop, before removing the final shred of your clothing for me and unveiling your beautiful body. I did, but the cops carted you away before I had a chance to say anything. Now I'M crazy thinking about you. I love how body confident you are and I wish I'd said something sooner. Get in touch, I could pay your bail and we could talk equality politics and get naked on any train you want. Maybe you could even turn me on to your acid dealer.

Hotel Maid - m4w - (Centennial)

I did not hear you come in while I was jacking on the bed in the nude. I saw you peeking around the corner which really got me excited and I loved you watching me until I came, then you turned and left quietly, hoping I didn't see or hear you. Could you do it again? I'll be staying there again next weekend and I have requested the same room.

Butter Side Down - w4w - 30

Hi there,

First of all I want to punctuate this story by promising it is a hundred percent true.

You may not remember but 7 years ago…

Me: In a cube car. Brunette, glasses, long hair petite.

You: Blue Toyota truck. Long black brown hair. Skinny. Jeans.

We only locked eyes for a brief moment, and my then boyfriend got out to look for a car part. I stayed in and look into your vehicle. I noticed a fresh Einstein’s Bagel.

You looked at the bagel and slip it open like an Oreo. Then you proceeded to (to this day it haunts my dreams) push the bagel butter side down to your panties, eventually finding a home underneath them, and you rubbed… my god, I can’t even… for what seemed like an eternity.

Then you ate. You ate like nothing ever happened.

What were you thinking? Please… I’m not even angry or embarrassed for you because I’m sure you had a good reason, but please, for the love of god can you give me a reason? For 7 years I’ve been going bananas. WHY DID YOU RUB THE BAGEL ON YOUR HOO HAH?!!? WHY why why why why whyw hwy why why

Thanks!