Butch’s B.S. – Cooking Eggs [JOKE]

There is something about sitting around the dinner table and listening to grandpa tell dirty jokes. I love it! So, I have decided to start rehashing some of the jokes I have heard throughout my journey’s. Every night at 6:20 listen on the air for what we will call Butch’s B.S.Then you can always find the jokes here on the website too.

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual 3 minute-soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the small T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, half-asleep, she turned to me and said seductively, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!!!!!!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, ..."I am either still dreaming or .... this is my lucky day!!!!" .... Not wanting to lose the moment, .... I embraced her and gave her the best sex, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she simply said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer is broken."