Butch Celebrates 12-12-12 With His 12 Favorite Things That Come In 12’s

As you can tell I am sort of a Facebook fool. It's true, I dig knowing what everyone else is doing. Someday's it is kind of fun. When that girl that was really geeky and fat in high school, but now is super hot, posts pictures in her bathing suit, that's fun! When every single person says "Happy 12-12-12 Day" it's rather boring, but it must matter. Since 12-12-12 is so important here are my 12 favorite things that come in 12's... 

12. Eggs In a Dozen

I really don't like eggs. Running eggs are in my top 5 things I hate the most as a matter of fact, but eggs are in a lot of the things I love. Cookies, crackers, bread, donuts, etc. Things would not be the same without eggs in my life!

11. Roses in a Dozen

I would laugh at a girl if she got me a dozen roses, but I have been a very happy dude once or twice because I wasted $20 on a bunch of flowers that were going to die in two days. All well worth it!

10. 12-Pack of Soda

I hate cola, and I also hate how soda makes me more thirsty after I drink it, but it does have a magical touch while it is on your tongue  Soda is only an occasional thing for me, but when I want it, I need it!

9. Inches In a $5 Footlong at Subway 

Another thing that is not my favorite, but for $5 these badboys come in handy at the end of the month when money starts getting tight. If only you could make everything a footlong for just $5!

8. Condoms in a Pack

I have two kids, so I obviously don't care too much about these either, but I am thankful they exist  If they didn't we might have some real interesting people running around, not to mention it would get crowded in a hurry!

7. Ribs

I would have put this higher on the list, because I love ribs, but I am not sure how many ribs a pig or cow have. I just know humans have 12. Although I have never tried human ribs, I do have this kick ass barbecues sauce at home....

6. Days of Christmas

I am not sure why we say there are twelve days of Christmas, because where I come form there is only one. The song is kind of funny though, and Christmas is pretty cool so I am all for having 11 more days of it!

5. Face Cards In a Deck

I would have put this as number one on the list if it wasn't for the fact that you have to share these face cards with the dealer when playing blackjack, and that asshole seems to get at least ten of the twelve every time I go to Vegas!

4. Burgers at JB's in Greeley and You Get a Free Gallon of Root Beer 

The best burgers on this planet are at JB's in Greeley. The best root beer on this planet is at JB's in Greeley. If you are really hungry and buy 12 burgers than Rod and the guys at JB's assume you are going to be thirsty too, so they throw in a gallon of root beer free!

3. Beer in a 12-Pack

What's better than kicking back on a Sunday afternoon with a Bronco game on TV and a 12 pack of brew next to you? Enough said...

2. Strikes in a Perfect Game of Bowling 

I used to do a lot of bowling, and it felt pretty darn good when I threw twelve strikes in one game. That also meant I didn't do anything but strike the whole game, and my score was 300, perfection. I did it 17 times, but the way my game looks these days, I would be happy to throw 3 three strikes in one game. We will save twelve for another day.

1. Donuts In a Dozen 

I freaking love donuts! I dont know what happened to my genes, but something got messed up in those things because I have a donut addiction, bad. When I have a donut my other jeans, the ones are wear, end up just like the donut I am eating... GLAZED!

Well that was fun! Happy 12-12-12 Day! Celebrate by following me on Facebook ;)