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Determined New York City Subway Rat Takes Pizza to Go
Everyone in New York City takes their pizza seriously. And we mean everyone.
Woman Jailed for Biting Man’s Testicles Is the New Crazy
You've heard all those crazy stories about women biting men's penises, right? Well, prepare to go next level.
Super Fat Guy Hides WHAT In His Blubbery Stomach?
Yes, obesity is a problem in the U.S., but this guy is making it work for him.
Best Dog Ever Fetches Beer From Fridge for Thirsty Owner
And this is why dogs are man's best friend.
Super Drunk German Loses Ugly Battle With a Bathroom
A simple trip to the restroom turned into the beginning of a "Have you ever been so drunk..." joke for one man.
Justice Served Immediately After Woman Berates Restaurant Staff
This woman is a couple of peppers short of, well, whatever you want to put enough peppers on to make it taste good.
Why Is This Fast Food Worker Being Dragged Out the Drive-Thru Window?
The customer is not always right.
Biker Stumbles Across Massive Gang of Kangaroos, Invents Your New Nightmare
Meanwhile, in Australia...
Student Busted Watching Porn in Class, Don’t Ask for His Notes
Newsflash: college kids like sex. Yes, it's true. Most of them, though, know there's a time and place for it.
Best Lingerie Pictures Ever (This Week)
Warning: revealing imagery ahead.
Sexiest Selfies Ever (This Week)
Figured we'd kick things off with a classy, leopard-print bikini.
Best Cleavage Ever (This Week)
Ever wonder why you really love cleavage? Best to stop thinking so much. Just use your eyes.