Oregon Militants Want You to Stop Sending Them Sex Toys
The group in Oregon that has taken over a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge has a message for you.
What Country Spends the Most on Hookers?
The world's oldest profession is still going strong. Very strong.
Woman’s Story About Apartment Fire Is Absolutely…Hilarious?
Flames better not come 'round this woman's way again.
Very Important Research Explains Why We Like the Smell of Our Farts
Now, we don't want to make a big stink or anything, but we have some news that you definitely shouldn't turn your noses at.
Pizza Hut Workers Take Bong Hits to Celebrate the New Year
If you've been smoking up, pizza may sound good. If you've been working around pizza, smoking up may sound good.
A Cringe-Inducing Compilation of People Falling Off Their New Hoverboards
This year's most popular Christmas gift is also its most dangerous. Here's proof.
Man Who Wins Mister Ugly Contest Deemed Too Handsome. Really.
If there's such a thing as winning ugly, this is it.
Buy a Clip-In Man Bun and Be a Joke Among All Your Friends
This is a fashion statement we most definitely recommend you don't make.
Learn How to Give Three Middle Fingers to Show Triple the Rage
"The finger." With one simple motion, you're telling people what you think of them without having to utter any foul-mouthed verbiage.
89-Year-Old Slays Crowd During Hilarious Stand-Up Comedy Debut
Forget Amy Schumer. Don't even think about Louis C.K. Nope, the next big stand-up comedian is Chuck Esterly.
Bartenders Share the Worst Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Make You Go Home Alone
The art of picking up a woman in a bar goes back to the first watering hole that ever opened back in caveman times.
This Is What Happens When You Eat Cereal That Expired in 1989
There's a reason food has an expiration date.