Worst Frozen Pizza in America is Sold in Colorado

We’ve all got a favorite frozen pizza. The quick and easy meal is a staple of the American diet, for better or for worse. 

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Personally, my favorite frozen pizza is the Trader Joe’s Roasted Garlic & Pesto Pizza. Sure, it’s not your traditional frozen pie, but for the flavor it packs for a total cost of $5.99, it’s an absolute steal.

However, frozen pizza certainly gets a bad wrap. In many cases, you’re not getting the highest quality stuff.

24/7 Wall St. recently made a ranking of the worst frozen pizzas in America. As it would turn out, all of the Top 3 are sold right here in Colorado.

Third Worst Frozen Pizza Brand in Colorado: 365 Pizza at Whole Foods

The 365 Pizza down at Whole Foods makes it onto the list at #3.

According to 24/7 Wall StThe pizza has a pasty sauce, and you really get screwed with the toppings as well. 

However, as we will come to learn, there are fans of almost any frozen pizza out there. In fact, pretty much every brand holds a special place in someone’s heart.

For example, Kurt Suchman ranked the different Whole Foods pizzas in a Top 10 list, and he generally seemed to enjoy each pizza to varying degrees. 

Second Worst Frozen Pizza in Colorado: Tony’s 

While Tony’s makes it onto this list at #2, it’s an absolute classic.

24/7 Wall St. notes that while it is one of the first frozen pizzas on the market, they say that it is tasteless and goopy. They also say it lacks cheese.

However, just like the 365 pizzas at Whole Foods, Tony’s has its supporters. You can count me amongst its supporters. 

Listen, I know it is by no means the tastiest frozen pizzas, but when you’re a broke college kid like I was once, nothing tastes better than a Tony’s pizza.

Worst Pizza in Colorado: Totino’s Party Pizza

The worst frozen pizza brand, according to 24/7 Wall St., is the Totino's Party Pizza. If you want to try it, you can buy it right here in Colorado. 

If you’re concerned this extends to their iconic pizza rolls, don’t worry, they made sure to note it is just the Party Pizza.

These pizzas are truly dirt cheap, coming in at an insanely low $1.97. However, it definitely tastes just like it costs. 

In my opinion, they nailed it with this ranking, this pizza is a brutal experience. The sauce and cheese are just horrible. The crust has an unbelievably strange texture. Finally, the fact they put meat on this thing at all makes this a truly bad pizza experience.

What do you think? Would you put any other frozen pizzas on this list? Are you a personal fan of Totino's Party Pizza? While I’m not a fan, I’m sure there’s someone out there who loves it to death.