Got Non-Gauged Earlobe Envy?

Are you having regrets about those MASSIVE gauges in your ears?

Gauging your earlobes, for those who don't know, (and have been living under a rock) is the deliberate stretching and expansion of the healed piercing so that you can wear different types and sizes of jewelry. As the practice becomes more popular, so, it seems, does the regret.

Fear not! Apparently, the fastest growing cosmetic surgery in Colorado is Earlobe Repair!!

Earlobe Repair is a minor reconstructive procedure that will restore the appearance of earlobes that have been stretched by gauging. It is (from what I read) a quick and simple procedure that heals relatively quickly. It sounds like it's not all that painful, either. Probably not as painful as the gauging itself was!

It'll cost ya, though. $800-$1000 on average.

That actually seems like a lot less than I thought it would. Seems like a small price to pay for getting your freak on. Express yourself, man! You only live once. And now, if you decide to surrender to conventional norms (conformist!) you'll know that you can fix what you've stretched out. Earlobe wise, anyway.