Another Page in the Book of J:
Former Congressman Eric Massa admitted to groping and tickling staff members which led to him being "forced" out of office. Rumors are coming out about him in the Navy doing something called "Snorkeling", which involves a person on the top and bottom bunk beds in the midst of a sexual act. Navy Mike swears he's never heard anything like this.
Over and over we see politicians busted for cheating, being un-ethical or in this case a fingerlicous Freddy. Truthfully, I don't blame them. Ok the tickling and groping is a bit odd, but even then who put them in the position of power? You! Me! Us!
The less informed we are, the worst decision we're going to make. So do what you can to tickle a newspaper or grope your web browser for information on the next politician we elect. Otherwise, we'll be the victim of a country-wide 'Snorkeling'.