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Wage Aquatic Warfare With an RPG for Water Balloons
America is in the midst of one of the worst droughts in history. We have to assume sales for Super Soakers have taken a hit. So, if you somehow find yourself engaged in an H20 shootout and want to spit in the faces of farmers everywhere, lay down some green on this RPG launcher straight outta the Land of the Rising Sun.
‘Sarah Palin’ Will Take Her Clothes Off For Republican National Convention — Sort Of
It’s a fairly known fact that strippers make more money when Republicans are in town. In Tampa – the strip club capital of the US – one strip club hopes to break through the clutter with an offer that is sure to get those GOP members attending the RNC in late August to spend dead presidents – a Sarah Palin look-alike.
Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Big-Boobed Bandit Uses Her ‘Skills’ to Rob a Gas Station
If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”)
This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.
50 Worst Album Covers Ever
There comes a point in media production when the quality of content is so bad, it’s good. This rule definitely applies to the worst album covers ever produced by modern music.
The First Guitar That Anybody Can Play
The gTar is a fully digital guitar that shows you how to play songs via an array of interactive LEDs along the fretboard. To do this, you must first dock your iPhone in the guitar’s body and load up the FREE gTar app, which comes with an extensive library of songs that’s growing every day.
Wisconsin Man Bill Wisth Protests Getting Cut Off From All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry
There are a ton of guys out there who claim to have no shame in their game, but Wisconsin resident Bill Wisth takes the cake… or should we say all-you-can-eat fish fry. The 6’6,” 350 lbs. mountain of a man claims he had 12 pieces of fried fish before a supposedly “all you can eat” seafood restaurant — ‘Chuck’s Place’ — tried to persuade him to leave with an additional eight pieces to go.
Obama Is ‘The First Gay President’ If You Believe Newsweek’s Cover
How do you top Time’s cover featuring a mother breastfeeding her fully-grown child? Call Obama “gay” and give him a rainbow-colored halo.
Ominous Australian Billionaire To Build Titanic 2
Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer has commissioned a Chinese company to build a replica of the Titanic to sail between England and North America in late 2016.
Denver’s Poopmobile Is Like The DeLorean in Back To The Future 2
The Denver Zoo has developed a working prototype of a “gasifier,” a motorized Tuk Tuk (aka three-wheeled rickshaw) that runs on animal dung and trash.