I grew up in Salt Lake City- no I do not have multiple wives. My family and I moved to Northern Colorado three years ago because it's awesome. We hand picked this area because how can you not LOVE living here? I love to bike and pedal all along the Poudre Trail almost daily. When I can't ride, I love to hike, snowshoe and do yoga- many times all at once. I love reading anything by Daniel Woodrell and Neil Gaiman and watching Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Homeland. Seinfeld is the greatest show ever. Ever. If I had to choose ONE band to listen to for the rest of my life, it would be the Black Crowes but I love a wide range of music, including a serious affinity for metal of all genres. I’d now like you to send me your bio. It’s only fair.
Darby
Get Your Daughter A Unicorn For Christmas, If You Love Her…
A couple of guys.... or Unicorn breeders... are selling , you know, a couple of unicorns on Craigslist.
Cell Phone Conversation Stealer [Video]
I don't typically go for the wacky hidden camera stuff, but this is pretty damn funny to me for whatever reason. Maybe it's because I first watched this at 5:47 A.M. or maybe it's because I'm a super jolly guy.
New Music Tuesday (posted on a Friday)
I'm a little late this week because I've been so busy shopping for your super expensive, incredibly thoughtful Holiday gift. Yes, I DID say Holiday rather than Christmas which irritates some people. That's such a STUPID thing to get irritated about...
Green Peace HATES Kids (Video)
Greenpeace has posted this incredibly creepy video that will likely ruin childhoods across the globe. I get the goal here and I too love Mother Earth (I mean, until we figure out a way to colonize Mars...not Uranus. At that point we won't need the Earth anymore)...
Foo Fighters Play A Pizza Parlor [Video]
The Foo Fighters played a pizza parlor. Listen, man. You might be a cool guy. You might know some cool guys. You're not Dave Grohl cool. If there were a cool guy monarchy system in place he'd wear a crown and wield a jewel encrusted staff...
Metallica’s Freeze ‘Em All Gig Posted (Video)
Full video of what Metallica frontman (pronounced frontmun) James Hetfield calls the "the most memorable concert in Metallica history" is placed above these words here. As with anything Metallica does, people will bash it. It's just become a thing people do...
What It Is – Airline Pilots Don’t Know How To Fly Planes [AUDIO]
In What It Is, I tell you...what it is. In this edition, I discuss new research showing pilots don't necessarily know how to....pilot.
Rare Eddie Van Halen Instrumentals Surface (Audio)
I think sometimes YOU forget what a game changing effect Eddie Van Halen had on rock and roll and the way the guitar was/is played. You show me a guitarist not influenced by Eddie and I'll show you a s****y guitarist. No one since Eddie has had the kind of impact on the way the instrument is played and I don't think anyone ever will. Tha...
Billie Joe Armstrong Says Green Day Is Taking Some Time Off (Audio)
I've mentioned on several occasions my fondness for the Billie Joe Armstrong/ Norah Jones record, 'Foreverly' which came out two weeks ago. After spending some time with it, I dig it even more. Give it a whirl. I've kind of become a stalker of this record...
New Music Tuesday (Posted On A Wednesday) 11-27-13
This will be an abbreviated version due the Thanksgiving-ness of this week. That means you'll have to do some work for this one, buddy. I feel like this is a give a man a fish, teach a man to fish situation. I'm just going to list a few cool records to check out...
Chicago Bears Fan Foot Race (Video)
As a life long, die hard Chicago Bears fan, I am constantly being let down. It ain't easy being a Bears fan. This year is among the more disappointing years in recent memory. I always take solace in the fact that some people are Vikings fans...
A Perfect Circle Combine Ozzy And The Cure [Link]
A Perfect Circle is/are giving you various options for your holiday gift giving. Super cool of them. With the release of their greatest hits album 'Three Sixty' earlier this week and the release of the live package (I'll show you a live package!) 'S...
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